5 Reasons Cupcakes Are Better Than Boys

Before I start this post I want to say that this is supposed to be a lighthearted and fun post so please don’t take it too personally!

You can probably tell by my blog name that I am quite a big fan of cupcakes. I love eating them, I love baking them, and I love writing about them. Boys? Meh, they’re okay πŸ˜‰ But do they come close to cupcakes? I don’t think so. Need some convincing? Well, here you go.

1. Cupcakes never disappoint you

But what about when they don’t taste good, you might ask? Well, that isn’t really their fault, is it? I would say that is the fault of the person who baked them. Boys? You can’t blame them disappointing you on the people that made them.

2. They don’t care what you look like

Cupcakes don’t care if your hair isn’t done and your makeup is smudged. They love you just as you are – I’m watching Bridget Jones’ as I am writing this so I’m feeling very inspired πŸ˜‰

3.Β They’re full of (good) surprises

The only thing a cupcake will surprise you with is a Nutella filled centre! You don’t have to worry about themΒ giving you any bad surprises like a personality change.

4. Cupcakes don’t ask silly questions – they always understand

You never have to put up with cupcakes asking you silly questions. If you have had a bad day you can just reach for a cupcake and drown your sorrows with no worries. You also never have to explain yourself to them.

5. A cupcakeΒ won’t break your heart

Cupcakes will never make you feel special one day and forget about you the next. As long as you keep buying/making them, cupcakes will be a constant in your life and will only stop being there when you decide it’s time.

So there you go, there are just some reasons for you.Β Let me know what your favourite type of cupcake is in the comments!


Kirsty x



  1. August 22, 2016 / 20:06

    Love this! Glad they don’t judge what I look like πŸ˜‰

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      August 22, 2016 / 20:34

      Haha thank you! They’re just the best ?

  2. August 22, 2016 / 20:17

    I need to stop with dating boys and dedicate my life to cupcakes! Haha this has made me feel a lot better! Great post!

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      August 22, 2016 / 20:34

      Haha thank you! I’m so glad to hear that ❀

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      August 22, 2016 / 21:00

      Haha thank you; I’m glad!

  3. August 23, 2016 / 00:45

    This is such an adorable blog I love it! And this post is spot on haha – too true! Look forward to reading more of your stuff!

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      August 23, 2016 / 06:22

      Ahh thank you so much; that means a lot! ☺❀

  4. Tania
    August 24, 2016 / 14:28

    Hahaha this is such a funny post! Food never judges or breaks your heart! That’s why we love them so much πŸ˜‰

    Tania | http://www.teabeeblog.com x

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      August 24, 2016 / 15:44

      haha thank you so much! The only time it breaks your heart is when it runs out really ?

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      August 24, 2016 / 19:40

      Thank you! Ahh I am so glad to hear that! x

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      August 27, 2016 / 19:03

      That sounds amazing! I must try that!

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      September 11, 2016 / 20:15

      That sounds amazing! x

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      September 4, 2016 / 13:55

      haha thank you! They definitely are rather dependable!

  5. September 4, 2016 / 14:11

    Love this πŸ™‚ so light hearted but so true all the same πŸ™‚
    Not sure on a fave cupcake I like to many different ones! X

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      September 4, 2016 / 14:32

      Thank you! I make them so often I should really try different kinds haha!

  6. October 13, 2016 / 18:10

    Love this post. And I love cupcakes. I also love my boyfriend but cupcakes are definitely better.

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      October 14, 2016 / 15:48

      haha maybe your boyfriend could bake cupcakes for you? πŸ˜‰

  7. abbeylouisarose
    October 13, 2016 / 18:16

    Hahaha this is a fantastic post, Kirsty! Absolutely love your sense of humour, it really shines through in this post! A cupcake will indeed never break your heart, in fact, they often fix it when boys disappoint! I’m a big fan of lemon and poppyseed muffins, I am craving one after reading this!

    Abbey ? http://www.abbeylouisarose.co.uk

  8. October 13, 2016 / 18:19

    Hahahahaha loved this post so much and so very true!! Thanks for sharing!


  9. Ryley
    October 13, 2016 / 18:19

    Haha I love this!! Really great post πŸ™‚ you have an awesome sense of humor. I wish I could come up with something like this!

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      October 14, 2016 / 15:48

      Thank you so much! I really appreciate that πŸ™‚ x

  10. October 13, 2016 / 18:21

    I love this! I love cupcakes! I have a little Cupcake storage holder, well I wouldn’t call it that because it can only fit reallllly small things in it but I’ll have to send you a picture of it one day, it’s super cute!!

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      October 14, 2016 / 15:48

      Ah I would love to see a photo of that! It sounds so cute! x

  11. October 13, 2016 / 18:26

    Ahhhhh! This is such a happy post! As if I needed any more reasons to choose a cupcake over a boy πŸ˜‰ xx

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      October 14, 2016 / 15:47

      haha I know, right! They don’t disappoint! x

  12. October 13, 2016 / 18:27

    Ahhhh now I want cupcakes πŸ™ but I don’t have cupcakes…send me cupcakes please πŸ˜‰

    Great post, food as a whole I think is better than boys though πŸ˜‰ cupcakes especially! xx


    • Kirsty Hoggons
      October 14, 2016 / 15:52

      I’ll bake some for you right away! πŸ˜‰ x

  13. October 13, 2016 / 18:28

    Hilarious post! Loved it – linking it to my friend who’s feeling rather down in the dumps about the male species right now! Cupcakes are LIFE <3 Jess xx

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      October 14, 2016 / 15:52

      Thank you! Ah I hope that it can make your friend smile and that they are okay x

  14. October 13, 2016 / 18:38

    LOL! I love this post! Of course cupcakes are better than boys! My boyfriend knows this too??? when I make my cupcakes he knows they come first hahahaha ! Dope little post.

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      October 14, 2016 / 15:51

      haha get him to make some for you! πŸ˜‰

  15. October 13, 2016 / 18:39

    Such a cute post! Not a fan of cupcakes, but I’ll take food over boys any day lol

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      October 14, 2016 / 15:51

      haha you can substitute it for your favourite πŸ˜‰ x

  16. October 13, 2016 / 18:55

    I’m now starving and craving all the cupcakes. Lovely post!

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      October 14, 2016 / 15:50

      haha sorry! Thank you so much πŸ™‚ x

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      October 14, 2016 / 15:50

      Thank you! I should make some haha x

  17. October 13, 2016 / 19:26

    This posts is the best! It has made my day xx And I love cupcakes too πŸ™‚

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      October 14, 2016 / 15:50

      I am so glad! Cupcakes are the best! x

  18. Kayleigh Zara
    October 13, 2016 / 21:20

    This is brilliant omg! And definetly cupcakes don’t disappoint you the same way that men do ?

    • Kirsty Hoggons
      October 14, 2016 / 15:50

      haha thank you! They are definitely more reliable! x

  19. October 14, 2016 / 11:35

    This is so great! Cupcakes will NEVER disappoint!!

  20. November 10, 2016 / 19:32

    This is such a good post I really enjoyed reading it! put me in a good mood and gave me a giggle, well done lovely keep up the good work! x

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